1. On a romantic day santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Santa : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.?
2. American told santa : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti
hai.
Santa : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
3. Two santa were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
banta: Dont worry, I have a one more.
4 Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Santa : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
santa : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
5. Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks santa
why are you removing a wheel from your auto. santa : Cant you read the
board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
6 . Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara
gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
7. Boss : Where were you born ?
santa : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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